January 2012
The more I think about it the less I want to drink again.
December 2011
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I’m sitting in the garage as still as I can listening to the sounds of my neighbor being taken away in an ambulance and all her kids arriving to mourn their mother.
Fuck, you guys, I’m going to be dead someday. I don’t have time.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Mos Def (14)
Ice Cube (8)
Black Star (6)
Matt & Kim (5)
Eels (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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my toesies are frozeies
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oh my god my mother
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I have 5 minutes to check tumblr before what will almost certainly be be a really difficult night and I immediately see a REALLY FUCKING offensive series of shots at my body and identity.
Great.
Awesome.
Fuck.
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iamacrossword:
i also bought a lot of stuff from asos last night
and also this travel wallet because you know, travelling to see my lover requires me to stay stylish
it’s pretty awesome to be me, you guys
iamacrossword:
so realising you are into being called daddy is life changing shit.
so realizing you are into being called princess is life changing shit
I think when I have kids I’m going to secretly play music so I can play air guitar and convince them I’m magic.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Andrew Jackson Jihad (14)
The Hold Steady (13)
Buck 65 (8)
Geekbox.net and the Comedy Button Cast (6)
Soul Coughing (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“I can be a bit of a bastard but the fact is I’m funny.”
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“As life gets longer, awful feels softer, and it feels pretty soft to me”
– Modest Mouse (via jasonrbradshaw)
Holy fuck it’s really hard to be a grown up August is too far away.
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Who has two thumbs and a girlfriend who just...
This guyyyyyy
Tonight I saw Alvin & The Chipmunks 3 Chipwrecked (yes, “chipwrecked”) and talked about my grandfathers and fathers dicks with my mom.
If there is a God I will die in my sleep.
Hulu is giving me a lot of Victorias Secret ads tonight and it’s making Modern Family really awkward.
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Figured out my life, guys.
I’m going to go work at this gas station, smoke a lot more dope, take some community college classes, and get really good at Battlefield 3. Or maybe start playing WoW again. Yeah. Yeah…
Fuck you guys Gary Coleman's dead?
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I wish I had money so I could buy everyone I love a Kindle and fill it with books I think they’d like.
iamacrossword:
femmesandfamily replied to your post: I am so so so tired but I have the whole weekend…
is there a reason you use “lover” instead of another word? Like partner/etc? Just curious :)
A lot of the time gender specific terms of endearment like boyfriend or girlfriend aren’t appropriate and partner is just not for us. Do we look like partners? Nah. I feel like we look like lovers.
...
sonya-lee: I really wanna talk about how and why I... →
iamacrossword:
I really wanna talk about how and why I have learned to feel guilty about having just enough money for the first time in my living memory and the ways I have learned this cyclical behaviour of getting things that make me feel good and alive and then immediate feelings of guilt and regret and…
I love your beautiful brain.
This is my joke:
And this is my reaction to my joke:
I think I can probably only be in a long distance relationship because the amount of time I have to be alone has to be really annoying.
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When someone loves you, the way they say your name... →
iamacrossword:
When I can’t sleep at 11:40pm I start thinking about ways to make my dirty talk centered around my cunt more about her power and the way she is enveloping and dominating whatever is desiring to enter her rather than strictly dialogue focused on the idea of her being penetrated and submissive through the act of penetration.
This is something I really wanna talk about but I also...
I think I finally realized just how badly I fucked up my life. Trying to find another solution. Afraid there isn’t one. Won’t matter soon anyway.
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Alex: And we can celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ by coming a lot.
Me: It's the way he would of wanted it. You be Jesus and I'll be Mary Magdalene. Biblical roleplay.
Alex: Oh my god.
Me: This is going on tumblr.
iamacrossword:
True love is buying dresses for your lover for Christmas.
I’M SO EXCITED/IN LOVE
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witnessing the most beautiful thing ever then falling asleep rubbing my tummy
let’s get hitched
My sister and I were talking about menstruation again last night while also arguing about whether Spencers Gifts still exists (still does, who knew?) and I suggested she get a Diva Cup. She thought I meant a plastic and glitter chalice to match her “pimp cup.” After about ten minutes of inexplicable laughter on my part I got to sit down her and our mom to teach them all about something...
Finally decided what to get my lover for xmas.
Totally gettin’ laid, y’all.
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“I’m good at platonic. It’s my default sexual setting, after nervous.”
– Jonathan Ames